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  • Lazy Bones

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Menu

2801 8th Street Northeast, Washington, DC
Daytime Menu
Breakfast Menu

Daytime Menu

Appetisers, Salads & Etc

  • Roasted Brussel Sprouts

    Crispy roasted brussel sprouts and garlic, finished with toasted bread crumbs and balsamic reduction
    $9.00
  • Pretzel & Beer Cheese

    Giant soft pretzel served with a house beer cheese dip
    $10.00
  • Bratwurst

    German bratwurst boiled in beer and charred in our oven, topped with onions, fancy mustard and sauerkraut
    $12.00
  • Kofta Kebab Panuozzo

    Spiced lamb and beef kofta kebab, pickled red onions, fresh herbs and romaine drizzled in house ranch and tahini, served in a panuozzo style sandwich. Served with chips!
    $16.00
  • Chicken Caesar Salad

    Radicchio and romaine, grilled chicken thighs, parmesan, crunchy croutons, cherry tomatoes, and our house Caesar dressing. Hold the knife in the back.
    $16.00
  • Ice Cream Sandwich

    Blue Bunny Big Ice Cream Sandwich. Free is you find one of our rocks and buy a pie!
    $3.00
  • Lactaid

    $0.50

Pizzas

  • Classic Cheese

    Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone
    $17.00
  • Classic Pepperoni

    Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with cupped pepperoni
    $19.00
  • Margarita

    Red pizza fired without the cheese, finished with fresh basil extra virgin olive oil and stracciatella
    $21.00
  • Tomato Pie

    *No Cheese* Red pizza topped with fresh garlic and bread crumbs, finished with extra virgin olive oil
    $16.00
  • Hawaii Avenue

    Red pizza topped with pineapple, pepperoni and pickled jalapenos
    $20.00
  • Spooky Sausage & Onion

    Pumpkin vodka sauce base topped with our house sausage, caramelized onions and pickled jalapenos. OooooOOOooo!
    $20.00
  • Truffle Shuffle

    Mozzarella and provolone topped with forest mushrooms and caramelized onions, finished with truffle oil
    $21.00
  • Obligate Carnivore

    Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with cupped pepperoni, crumbled house sausage, grilled chicken thighs and bacon
    $24.00
  • The Great Pumpkin

    *No Cheese* Spinach base topped with roasted squash, pickled red onions and vegan sausage, finished with tahini sauce and a squeeze of lemon
    $22.00

Dipping Sauces (For the bones!)

  • Red Sauce

    Our signature pizza sauce - crushed tomatoes, fresh garlic, basil and salt. Chef's kiss.
    $1.00
  • Hot Honey

    Lazy Bones hot honey, made with our own house Sriracha and, well, honey. You know what this is.
    $1.00
  • House Ranch

    Our house ranch dressing, made with plenty of herbs and love.
    $1.50
  • House Sriracha

    $1.50
  • Beer Cheese

    $1.50

Merch

  • T-Shirt - S

    $25.00
  • T-Shirt - M

    OUT OF STOCK
    $25.00
  • T-Shirt - L

    $25.00
  • T-Shirt - XL

    $25.00
  • T-Shirt - 2XL

    $25.00
  • Tote Bag

    $25.00

Breakfast Menu

Coffee

  • 16oz Coffee

    16 oz cup of coffee. Cold brew on hot days, hot coffee on cold days. Currently features Mayorga Colombia roast.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $3.50

Breakfast

  • Cafeteria French Toast Sticks

    A throwback to your middle school glory days. Flash frozen, griddle seared french toast sticks served with a side of maple-flavored syrup that has never seen the inside of a tree. 20% off if you bring us a picture of yourself from middle school.
    $6.75
  • Bagel with Butter

    Your choice of buttered bagel toasted on our flat top.
    $3.00
  • Bagel with Cream Cheese

    You already know the deal. More cream cheeses coming soon.
    $4.50
  • Egg and Cheese

    Classic bodega-style egg and American cheese.
    $7.75
  • Sticky Fingers

    Bodega-style eggs and American cheese, plus two french toast sticks and syrup.
    $9.25
  • Bagel with Lox

    Traditional open face bagel sandwich topped with cream cheese, smoked salmon, cucumbers and capers.
    $12.00
  • Palm Springs

    Bodega-style egg sandwich with spinach, whipped feta and roasted red peppers.
    $9.00
  • Killer Tofu

    Aw-wee-oo! Killer Tofu vegan breakfast sandwich featuring a fried tofu patty in a soy maple glaze, arugula, picked red onions and a tahini crema.
    $12.00
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