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Lazy Bones Pizza

2801 8th Street Northeast, Washington, DC
Appetisers, Salads & Etc
Pizzas
Dipping Sauces (For the bones!)
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Appetisers, Salads & Etc

  • Roasted Brussel Sprouts

    Crispy roasted brussel sprouts and garlic, finished with toasted bread crumbs and balsamic reduction
    $9.00
  • Pretzel & Beer Cheese

    Giant soft pretzel served with a house beer cheese dip
    $10.00
  • Bratwurst

    German bratwurst boiled in beer and charred in our oven, topped with onions, fancy mustard and sauerkraut
    $12.00
  • Kofta Kebab Panuozzo

    Spiced lamb and beef kofta kebab, pickled red onions, fresh herbs and romaine drizzled in house ranch and tahini, served in a panuozzo style sandwich. Served with chips!
    $16.00
  • Chicken Caesar Salad

    Radicchio and romaine, grilled chicken thighs, parmesan, crunchy croutons, cherry tomatoes, and our house Caesar dressing. Hold the knife in the back.
    $16.00
  • Ice Cream Sandwich

    Blue Bunny Big Ice Cream Sandwich. Free is you find one of our rocks and buy a pie!
    $3.00
  • Lactaid

    $0.50

Pizzas

  • Classic Cheese

    Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone
    $17.00
  • Classic Pepperoni

    Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with cupped pepperoni
    $19.00
  • Margarita

    Red pizza fired without the cheese, finished with fresh basil extra virgin olive oil and stracciatella
    $21.00
  • Tomato Pie

    *No Cheese* Red pizza topped with fresh garlic and bread crumbs, finished with extra virgin olive oil
    $16.00
  • Hawaii Avenue

    Red pizza topped with pineapple, pepperoni and pickled jalapenos
    $20.00
  • Spooky Sausage & Onion

    Pumpkin vodka sauce base topped with our house sausage, caramelized onions and pickled jalapenos. OooooOOOooo!
    $20.00
  • Truffle Shuffle

    Mozzarella and provolone topped with forest mushrooms and caramelized onions, finished with truffle oil
    $21.00
  • Obligate Carnivore

    Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with cupped pepperoni, crumbled house sausage, grilled chicken thighs and bacon
    $24.00
  • The Great Pumpkin

    *No Cheese* Spinach base topped with roasted squash, pickled red onions and vegan sausage, finished with tahini sauce and a squeeze of lemon
    $22.00

Dipping Sauces (For the bones!)

  • Red Sauce

    Our signature pizza sauce - crushed tomatoes, fresh garlic, basil and salt. Chef's kiss.
    $1.00
  • Hot Honey

    Lazy Bones hot honey, made with our own house Sriracha and, well, honey. You know what this is.
    $1.00
  • House Ranch

    Our house ranch dressing, made with plenty of herbs and love.
    $1.50
  • House Sriracha

    $1.50
  • Beer Cheese

    $1.50

Merch

  • T-Shirt - S

    $25.00
  • T-Shirt - M

    OUT OF STOCK
    $25.00
  • T-Shirt - L

    $25.00
  • T-Shirt - XL

    $25.00
  • T-Shirt - 2XL

    $25.00
  • Tote Bag

    $25.00

The Great Pumpkin

$22.00

*No Cheese* Spinach base topped with roasted squash, pickled red onions and vegan sausage, finished with tahini sauce and a squeeze of lemon

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