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Lazy Bones Pizza

2801 8th Street Northeast, Washington, DC
Appetisers, Salads & Etc
Pizzas
Dipping Sauces (For the bones!)
Merch

Appetisers, Salads & Etc

  • Roasted Brussel Sprouts

    Crispy roasted brussel sprouts and garlic, finished with toasted bread crumbs and balsamic reduction
    OUT OF STOCK
    $9.00

  • Kofta Kebab Panuozzo

    Spiced lamb and beef kofta kebab, pickled red onions, fresh herbs and romaine drizzled in house ranch and tahini, served in a panuozzo style sandwich. Served with chips!
    $16.00

  • Hummus & Pita

    House hummus finished with sweet paprika flakes and extra virgin olive oil and served with a fresh baked pita
    OUT OF STOCK
    $10.00

  • Citrus Fennel Salad

    Arugula, goat cheese, fresh orange slices, shaved fennel and crispy shallots with a citrus vinaigrette
    OUT OF STOCK
    $16.00

  • Caprese Salad

    Heirloom tomato slices, fresh basil and stracciatella served on a bed of arugula and dressed with a balsamic reduction
    $17.00

  • Chicken Caesar Salad

    Radicchio and romaine, grilled chicken thighs, parmesan, crunchy croutons, cherry tomatoes, and our house Caesar dressing. Hold the knife in the back.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $16.00

  • Lactaid

    $0.50

Pizzas

  • Classic Cheese

    Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone
    $17.00

  • Classic Pepperoni

    Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with cupped pepperoni
    $19.00

  • Margherita

    Red pizza fired before the cheese, finished with stracciatella and fresh basil
    $21.00

  • Sausage and Onion

    Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with crumbled house sausage, caramelized onions and pickled jalapenos
    $20.00

  • Figgy Stardust

    White pizza topped with fresh figs, creamy brie and crispy bacon, finished with balsamic reduction
    $24.00

  • Truffle Shuffle

    Mozzarella and provolone topped with forest mushrooms and caramelized onions, finished with truffle oil
    $21.00

  • Obligate Carnivore

    Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with cupped pepperoni, crumbled house sausage, grilled chicken thighs and bacon
    $24.00

  • Tomato Pie

    *No Cheese* Red pizza topped with fresh garlic and bread crumbs, finished with extra virgin olive oil
    $16.00

  • Vegan Sausage & Mushroom

    *No Cheese* Red sauce topped with vegan sausage and forest mushrooms, finished with extra virgin olive oil and fresh basil
    OUT OF STOCK
    $21.00

  • *Special*

    🌽 Eloteros' Pie 🌽 White pie topped with elote-style grilled corn and red onions, finished with fresh cilantro, tajin and crema (Try it with grilled chicken thighs!)
    OUT OF STOCK
    $22.00

Dipping Sauces (For the bones!)

  • Red Sauce

    Our signature pizza sauce - crushed tomatoes, fresh garlic, basil and salt. Chef's kiss.
    $1.00

  • Hot Honey

    Lazy Bones hot honey, made with our own house Sriracha and, well, honey. You know what this is.
    $1.00

  • House Ranch

    Our house ranch dressing, made with plenty of herbs and love.
    $1.50

  • House Sriracha

    $1.50

Merch

  • T-Shirt - S

    $25.00

  • T-Shirt - M

    $25.00

  • T-Shirt - L

    OUT OF STOCK
    $25.00

  • T-Shirt - XL

    OUT OF STOCK
    $25.00

  • T-Shirt - 2XL

    $25.00

Vegan Sausage & Mushroom

$21.00

*No Cheese* Red sauce topped with vegan sausage and forest mushrooms, finished with extra virgin olive oil and fresh basil

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We'll do our best to accommodate special requests but may not be able to honor all substitutes. Extra charges may apply.
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