Lazy Bones Pizza
2801 8th Street Northeast, Washington, DC
Pickup Only
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Appetisers, Salads & Etc

Roasted Brussel Sprouts
Crispy roasted brussel sprouts and garlic, finished with toasted bread crumbs and balsamic reduction$9.00
Kofta Kebab Panuozzo
Spiced lamb and beef kofta kebab, pickled red onions, fresh herbs and romaine drizzled in house ranch and tahini, served in a panuozzo style sandwich. Served with chips!$16.00Hummus & Pita
House hummus finished with sweet paprika flakes and extra virgin olive oil and served with a fresh baked pita$10.00OUT OF STOCK
Citrus Fennel Salad
Arugula, goat cheese, fresh orange slices, shaved fennel and crispy shallots with a citrus vinaigrette$16.00
Caprese Salad
Heirloom tomato slices, fresh basil and stracciatella served on a bed of arugula and dressed with a balsamic reduction$17.00
Chicken Caesar Salad
Radicchio and romaine, grilled chicken thighs, parmesan, crunchy croutons, cherry tomatoes, and our house Caesar dressing. Hold the knife in the back.$16.00OUT OF STOCK
Lactaid
$0.50
Pizzas

Classic Cheese
Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone$17.00
Classic Pepperoni
Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with cupped pepperoni$19.00Margherita
Red pizza fired before the cheese, finished with stracciatella and fresh basil$21.00
Sausage and Onion
Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with crumbled house sausage, caramelized onions and pickled jalapenos$20.00Figgy Stardust
White pizza topped with fresh figs, creamy brie and crispy bacon, finished with balsamic reduction$24.00
Truffle Shuffle
Mozzarella and provolone topped with forest mushrooms and caramelized onions, finished with truffle oil$21.00
Obligate Carnivore
Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with cupped pepperoni, crumbled house sausage, grilled chicken thighs and bacon$24.00
Tomato Pie
*No Cheese* Red pizza topped with fresh garlic and bread crumbs, finished with extra virgin olive oil$16.00Vegan Sausage & Mushroom
*No Cheese* Red sauce topped with vegan sausage and forest mushrooms, finished with extra virgin olive oil and fresh basil$21.00OUT OF STOCK
*Special*
Chaunnie Special Red pie topped with house sausage and bacon, finished with hot honey!$21.00
Dipping Sauces (For the bones!)

Red Sauce
Our signature pizza sauce - crushed tomatoes, fresh garlic, basil and salt. Chef's kiss.$1.00
Hot Honey
Lazy Bones hot honey, made with our own house Sriracha and, well, honey. You know what this is.$1.00
House Ranch
Our house ranch dressing, made with plenty of herbs and love.$1.50
House Sriracha
$1.50

Obligate Carnivore
$24.00
Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with cupped pepperoni, crumbled house sausage, grilled chicken thighs and bacon
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We'll do our best to accommodate special requests but may not be able to honor all substitutes. Extra charges may apply.
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