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Lazy Bones Pizza
2801 8th Street Northeast, Washington, DC
Appetisers, Salads & Etc

Roasted Brussel Sprouts
Crispy roasted brussel sprouts and garlic, finished with toasted bread crumbs and balsamic reduction$9.00
Pretzel & Beer Cheese
Giant soft pretzel served with a house beer cheese dip$10.00
Bratwurst
German bratwurst boiled in beer and charred in our oven, topped with onions, fancy mustard and sauerkraut$12.00
Kofta Kebab Panuozzo
Spiced lamb and beef kofta kebab, pickled red onions, fresh herbs and romaine drizzled in house ranch and tahini, served in a panuozzo style sandwich. Served with chips!$16.00
Chicken Caesar Salad
Radicchio and romaine, grilled chicken thighs, parmesan, crunchy croutons, cherry tomatoes, and our house Caesar dressing. Hold the knife in the back.$16.00
Ice Cream Sandwich
Blue Bunny Big Ice Cream Sandwich. Free is you find one of our rocks and buy a pie!$3.00
Lactaid
$0.50
Pizzas

Classic Cheese
Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone$17.00
Classic Pepperoni
Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with cupped pepperoni$19.00
Margarita
Red pizza fired without the cheese, finished with fresh basil extra virgin olive oil and stracciatella$21.00
Tomato Pie
*No Cheese* Red pizza topped with fresh garlic and bread crumbs, finished with extra virgin olive oil$16.00
Hawaii Avenue
Red pizza topped with pineapple, pepperoni and pickled jalapenos$20.00
Spooky Sausage & Onion
Pumpkin vodka sauce base topped with our house sausage, caramelized onions and pickled jalapenos. OooooOOOooo!$20.00
Truffle Shuffle
Mozzarella and provolone topped with forest mushrooms and caramelized onions, finished with truffle oil$21.00
Obligate Carnivore
Red pizza with a blend of mozzarella and provolone, topped with cupped pepperoni, crumbled house sausage, grilled chicken thighs and bacon$24.00
The Great Pumpkin
*No Cheese* Spinach base topped with roasted squash, pickled red onions and vegan sausage, finished with tahini sauce and a squeeze of lemon$22.00
Dipping Sauces (For the bones!)

Red Sauce
Our signature pizza sauce - crushed tomatoes, fresh garlic, basil and salt. Chef's kiss.$1.00
Hot Honey
Lazy Bones hot honey, made with our own house Sriracha and, well, honey. You know what this is.$1.00
House Ranch
Our house ranch dressing, made with plenty of herbs and love.$1.50
House Sriracha
$1.50Beer Cheese
$1.50

Spooky Sausage & Onion
$20.00
Pumpkin vodka sauce base topped with our house sausage, caramelized onions and pickled jalapenos. OooooOOOooo!
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We'll do our best to accommodate special requests but may not be able to honor all substitutes. Extra charges may apply.
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